My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.
too bad the government doesn’t
wearing a blanket around the house like
The Pacific Rim theme performed with piano and violin. It’s outstanding.
This sounds so fucking tranquil and calm on actual non digital instruments….
[on diversity in media] I think its social responsibility. I think it’s our responsibility to stand up and say what we want. It think if you look at television in the past two years, it’s becoming the decade of the female. Like, all these new shows with female leads. Even if you look at television, as well as cable, as well as films, there’s been a resurgence, as far as the leading woman in Hollywood, which is great. And I think we’re also at the point now…you know, it’s interesting…x
now if we just start to sway back and forth, it’ll look like the flag is waving in the wind…
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
Now it has to be tested by others to be science!