Own that ponytail!
tastefullyoffensive:

[lknodecaf]

mazerunnermovie:

The Box has delivered its latest surprise. The new Maze Runner trailer is finally here!

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

"What do you have to do that is more important than finding your eternal companion?"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)
Sister: you know Ramen is soup, right?
Me: no its not.
Sister: *points at package where it says 'noodle soup'*
Me: ...
Sister: your whole life has been a lie.

forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.

Chuck: a summary